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Help Wanted

by ranpen on September 24, 2011

Resume Editor/Interview Advisor Available
I am an experienced Resume Editor and Interview Advisor who is available to help counsel you into your next job opportunity. Do you have trouble writing resume’s or cover letters? I can mock interview with you and provide helpful interview tips and instruction. I have helped many people seal the deal and close their next job opportunity. Please contact me at —- ——- to discuss a meeting/consultation for your career plans.

 

From: Randy Penny
Sent:  Wed 8/24/11 1003 AM
To: serv——–craigslist.org

 

Greetings,
I am in desperate need of a job.  However, companies don’t seem to be responding to my resume and cover letter.   I could definitely use your help.  Are you still offering this service?  Please let me know.

Thanks,
RP

 

 

From: ———@yahoo.com
Sent:  Wed 8/24/11 1108 AM
To: Randy Penny

 

Hello yes, I am. My name is Kara and I live in downtown ——. When would you be available to meet or email me your resume so I could edit it? I would be happy to meet with you to edit it as well, so that way you could pay me while we do the service together. Please feel free to call me at —— Thanks

 

 

From: Randy Penny
Sent:  Wed 8/24/11 1151 AM
To: ———–@yahoo.com

 

Hi Kara!
Thanks for responding.  I’m really hoping that you can offer me some assistance.  To be honest, I don’t have much to put on a resume.  I’ve done some custodial work and once worked part time at a nearby supermarket.  However, my resume says that I’ve worked as a personal banker, an advertising account executive, and a marketing strategist.  My biggest problem is that whenever I’m called in for an interview,  I have a difficult time answering the employer’s questions. I don’t know much about banking or advertising.   Do you think you can teach me a bit, so I’ll perform better in interviews?   I have great communication skills, and I’m fairly proficient with Microsoft products.   Let me know.  I really appreciate it.

Thanks,
RP

 

 

From: ———-@yahoo.com
Sent:  Wed 8/24/11 345 PM
To: Randy Penny

Hi,

Have you been those titles/positions before in advertising or marketing? You cannot lie on a resume. It is a documentation of al the work you have performed/provided. When are you available to meet?

 

 

From: Randy Penny
Sent:  Wed 8/24/11 417 PM
To: ——–@yahoo.com

 

Hi again,
I think I understand what you are getting at.  Like I said, I have done some custodial work, but changed “custodian” to “marketing strategist” on my resume.  I also changed “stock clerk” to advertising executive” I felt that it sounded far more professional and might allow me to get my foot in the door at a respected company.  When I finally do get my foot in the door, I seem to struggle during the interview process.  What do you think?   I always present myself well.  I usually wear a suit, though sometimes I opt not to wear a tie.  I almost always wear socks and a belt.  I also have a little man-purse that I use to carry my documents.  I’m not sure what the problem is.  Looking forward to hearing from you.

Thanks,
RP

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Model Citizen

by ranpen on April 7, 2011

Adult film or Adult modeling

Im 19 very handsom not a lot of face hair actually pretty much none at all im 5’8 5’9 maybe six pack abs four tatoos but none visible with shirt on unless its a small lol about 8 or 9′ inch penis um i used to box so i still use those ways to workout im very focused when a task is at hand and im friendly with a lot of girls so if needed i can also bring a girl to do a scene with if needed. my butt is nice ive been told i love sex i know most the positions my favorite is doggystyle probably most common but i like to be riddin to so im camera friendly i have a great smile white teeth and have do a little modeling befoe but never pursued because i wasnt 19 i want to be in porn and make money like mandingo or lex steele. thank you for your time whoever reads this please reply to email givin and i will send pictures head body where ever to get the job i really need the money and i want the experience its not that i dont have sex its just porn calls to me in a different way i think i would do great in the biz hit me up.

 

From: Randy Penny
Sent: Tue 3/29/11 145 PM
To: ———–@yahoo.com

Hello,
Are you still interested in adult modeling or adult films?   I saw your ad, and I would like to talk further about some opportunities I have.   Please let me know.

Thanks,
RP

From: ———–@yahoo.com
Sent: Sat 4/2/11 956 AM
To: Randy Penny

Hi I am very interested in doing some adult work.  Obviously if it pays i just graduated so im at a point in my life where i need to do what i want to do and make my life come together you know.  i have watched porn and wanted to get a job in the sex industry it would be the dream lol every mans dream but i think i have the potential to make it a success do you have any offers? Im very hyped about the ad i saw on creigslist 2 grand to do movie or modeling that would be so tight my name is Derrik by the way. its nice to get a reply to my ad let me know how i can be of service thank you.

From: Randy Penny
Sent: Wed 4/6/11 943 AM
To: ———–@yahoo.com

Hello Derrik,
I know exactly what you’re talking about!  It’s very important to need to do what you want to do and make your life come together.  Why do you think you would be successful in the adult industry?  I am looking for somebody that is extremely open-minded and very confident.  Do you have these characteristics?   What kind of adult films would you be interested in making?   I have several opportunities that you may find pretty tight.  Please get back to me as soon as possible so we can discuss this further.  Looking forward to hearing from you!

Thanks,
RP

From: ———-@yahoo.com
Sent: Wed 4/6/11 1005 PAM
To: Randy Penny

to be successful, your right confidence is a big part and im not cocky because i watch a lot of porn and those guys know whats up they can really give it to those girls and my main goal is to look good for the camera and pleasure i havent been in any films but i am very camera friendly im not bi so a guy givin it idk about all that but i could do modeling with another male please send me offers times dates im very interested.

 

From: Randy Penny
Sent: Wed 4/6/11 141 PM
To: ———–@yahoo.com

Hello,
Thanks for responding so quickly.  I truly appreciate your enthusiasm.   The work that I do is very Avant Garde.  I try to make films that stand out from what it is considered mainstream adult material.   The typical adult film usually features 2 or 3 adult stars having intercourse in various places, with very little plot or storyline.  Within my work, I try to incorporate a complex story arc with an intriguing denouement.  If you’re not familiar with the word “denouement” I might suggest looking up the definition on Wikipedia.  With your confidence, I’m certain that you’ll be a tremendous fit for some of my upcoming projects.  I often try to intertwine elements of high society in my work, in order to reach a more sophisticated audience.  For example, many adult films might depict a sexual relationship between a college student and the pizza delivery boy.  However, one of my films might feature the sous chef at an elegant french restaurant, a wine maker, and the princess of a wealthy foreign nation.  One might consider exotic foods, exotic animals, and expensive jewels to be secondary characters in many of my films.  Does this sound like something you’d be interested in?  Are you willing to project confidence in photographs and on video?  I need you not just to look good for the camera,  but to look confident while interacting with both other actors and objects.  Are you comfortable eating sushi or drinking a glass of Cabernet?  Will you be comfortable working with a crested hairless puppy or a DeBrazzas Monkey?  Let me know what you think.  I’m looking forward to working with you!

Thanks,
RP

 

From: ———@yahoo.com
Sent: Thu 4/7/11 951 AM
To: Randy Penny

That sounds fun and exciting.  My confidence will depend on the comfortability i have with the people im around and working with.  This sounds like it would be just for me so let me know how i can start gettin paid and acting.

 

From: Randy Penny
Sent: Thu 4/7/11 1042 AM
To: ———–@yahoo.com

Derrik,
I’m glad to hear that you are so eager to get started. In order for me to determine how you will fit into my next project,  I’ll need you to answer the brief questionnaire below.   Please respond with your answers.  It should only take a few minutes of your time, and I appreciate your cooperation.  Looking forward to working with you!

1. I would rather have a slice of pie than a piece of cake.
a. True
b. False

2. Camels are funny.   Please explain your answer
a. Yes
b. No

3. In 3 sentences or less, please describe why you would be the ideal adult film star.

4. If my sexual partner farted during intercourse, I would…
a. laugh uncontrollably
b. try to capture the emitted odor in a glass jar
c. compliment her or him on a job well done
d. become even more aroused

5. If I can’t be an adult film star or model,  I would most like to….

Thanks,
RP

 

From: ——-@yahoo.com
Sent: Thu 4/7/11 1141 AM
To: Randy Penny

A   A and because they look like slow ugly animals but they are actually fast and that hump just makes it harder to see what they really can do.  I would be the film star beacuse i have stamina my body is athletic and i have sexual experience. D and if i wasnt in the film industry i would work a 9 to 5

 

From: Randy Penny
Sent: Thu 4/7/11 113 PM
To: ———–@yahoo.com

Hi Derrik,
Thanks for the quick response.  Based on your answers,  I don’t think that you’ll be a good match for my upcoming project.  However, I will keep you in mind for future endeavors.

Thanks,
RP

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