From the monthly archives:

July 2010

Gone Fishin’

by ranpen on July 29, 2010

Black chicks

I’m looking for a black chick that wants to make money. I have so many dirty things I want to do to her. Email a pic and let’s chat.

From: Randy Penny
Sent: Thu 7/29/10 1:52 PM
To: gigs——–@craigslist.org

Hey,
I saw your ad.  I would love to chat.  Please tell me what kinds of things you’d like to do.   Hope to hear from you.

Thanks,
RP

From: —–@yahoo.com
Sent: Thu 7/29/10 3:18 PM
To: Randy Penny

I want to go down on you. I want to eat u out.

From: Randy Penny
Sent: Thu 7/29/10 3:18 PM
To: —@yahoo.com

Hello!

That sounds terrific! What do you like to eat? I just had a tuna sandwich with lettuce, tomato, and onion.  I really enjoyed it.  When would you like to meet?  I’m looking forward to hearing from you.  You seem like a stand-up guy.

Thanks,
RP

From: —–@yahoo.com
Sent: Thu 7/29/10 3:56 PM
To: Randy Penny

Are u available now?? Do u have a place?? A pic?? I love to pay you thirty for a fish sandwich

From: —–@yahoo.com
Sent: Thu 7/29/10 4:06 PM
To: Randy Penny

Can I come over and eat??

From: Randy Penny
Sent: Thu 7/29/10 4:22 PM
To: gigs——–@craigslist.org

I would love for you to come over and eat.  I suppose $30 is acceptable.  I’ve attached a picture, as you requested.  Let me know if you like what you see.  Can’t wait to hear from you.

Thanks,
RP

From: —–@yahoo.com
Sent: Thu 7/29/10 5:36 PM
To: Randy Penny

so whats going on??

From: Randy Penny
Sent: Thu 7/29/10 6:32 PM
To: —-@yahoo.com

Hi,

Not too much.  I’m watching Wheel of Fortune.  I love that show!  Some of the puzzles are really tough.  I’ve also got a pot of soup on the stove.  I’m sure it’s almost ready.   Do you like soup as much as you like fish?  What’s going on with you?  Look forward to hearing from you.

Thanks,
RP

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Cow Poke

by ranpen on July 23, 2010

missing cow

missing black heifer she has no tail or ears if seen please contact missing about two weeks thanks

From: Randy Penny
Sent: Fri 7/2/10 8:25 AM
To: comm——–@craigslist.org

Hello there,
I see that you have lost your cow.  There’s a good chance I may have found her.  Please write me back as soon as you can.

Thanks,
RP

From: —–@yahoo.com
Sent: Fri 7/2/10 4:06 PM
To: Randy Penny

yes that sounds good here is my number  ————

From: Randy Penny
Sent: Sat 7/3/10 2:58 PM
To: ——-@yahoo.com

Are you offering a reward?  I could really use the “moo”lah.

Thanks,
RP

From: —–@yahoo.com
Sent: Fri 7/2/10 4:41 PM
To: Randy Penny

the cow belongs to are neighbor who doesn’t have a computer trying to be a good neighbor and locate his cow for him here is is phone number ———- thanks

From: Randy Penny
Sent: Mon 7/5/10 5:06 PM
To: ——-@yahoo.com

Hello,
Do you think it would be all right if I just kept the cow?  It seems to be very content.  I’m not sure the cow even belongs to your neighbor.  And, I get a lot of stray cows passing through. Should I send you a picture of it so you can verify its identity?

Thanks,
RP

From: —–@yahoo.com
Sent: Mon 7/5/10 8:45 PM
To: Randy Penny

call the owner or give me your number so he can call you ASAP

From: Randy Penny
Sent: Tue 7/6/10 2:48 PM
To: ——-@yahoo.com

Hello,
Please verify if the attached picture is of your neighbor’s cow.

Thanks,
RP

From: —–@yahoo.com
Sent: Sat 7/10/10 7:29 PM
To: Randy Penny

since you have not called the owner yet he is turn your email information over to the police

From: Randy Penny
Sent: Mon 7/12/10 11:33 AM
To: ——-@yahoo.com

Hi!
Unfortunately,  I don’t think I have your neighbor’s cow.   Subsequently, I have not contacted him.  Though, I suppose I could call him just to chat.  He seems like a nice guy!

Thanks,
RP

From: —–@yahoo.com
Sent: Mon 7/12/10 6:27 PM
To: Randy Penny
how do you know its not his cow your the one that emailed me saying you may have found his cow there aren’t to many cows out there with there ears and tail frozen off and unless you let him see the cow how do you no its not his you thought it was his when you wanted a reward and  you wanted  to know if you could keep it know its not lets let the police short it unless you want to be honesty

From: Randy Penny
Sent: Mon 7/12/10 9:37 PM
To: ——-@yahoo.com

Greetings!  As it turns out,  what I thought might have been your neighbor’s cow is actually a large dog.   I named him Lenny.  I am truly sorry for the mix-up.   I hope we can “moo”ve on, and be friends.

Thanks,
RP

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Snow Deal

July 13, 2010 0 comments

snow blower for what do you have (s/e aurora) little older and not to big what you got worth 100 From: Randy Penny Sent: Mon 7/12/10 1:35 PM To: sale——–@craigslist.org Hello! Are you still looking to get rid of your snow blower?  I’d be interested in making a trade.  Let me know. Thanks, RP From: [...]