From the monthly archives:

October 2010

Birthday Suit

by ranpen on October 28, 2010

Nudist seeks work

I am a male nudist seeking work to supplement my income. I prefer to work in the nude and am willing to consider pretty much anything you’re willing to pay me to do. I am pretty handy with household chores and maintenance, fixing things, minor electrical, plumbing, carpentry, painting, odd jobs, etc. Like I said, I’ll consider pretty much anything you’re willing to pay me to do and I prefer to work naked. I’ll even do outdoor work naked if privacy and weather permit. Nothing sexual is implied or intended. I am technically minded, friendly, intelligent, honest, and have a great sense of humor. Rates are negotiable and my schedule is fairly flexible. I’ll work for men, women, or couples.

From: Randy Penny
Sent: Tue 10/26/10 1:33 PM
To: serv———@craigslist.org

Hello,
I see that you’re a nudist looking for work.  I think I might be able to help you out.  Are you still looking?   Let me know.

Thanks,
RP

From: ——–@yahoo.com
Sent: Tue 10/26/10 5:45 PM
To: Randy Penny

Yes, I am.

From: Randy Penny
Sent: Thu 10/28/10 8:43 AM
To: pers———@craigslist.org

Hello!
I noticed that you have a great sense a humor.   That should come in handy when you work for us!   My wife and I are having a birthday party for our daughter.  She’s inviting several of her classmates over to the house.   If weather permits,  we’ll be having it outside on the back patio.   If not, the basement will suffice.   The party won’t be terribly fancy.  Just cake, ice cream, presents, and lots of laughter!  We’ll probably play some fun music for the kids, too.   We’d like you to come over a little early to help us set up.  And, while we’re keeping an eye on the kids, we’d love for you to entertain them, and do some mild clean-up; pick up plastic cups, throw away plates and plastic utensils, make sure the kids’ hands are free of frosting, etc.   We’ll pay you $100, and provide you with cake and ice cream.   Though you will have to wear a party hat!  The party is next Saturday.  Please come around 2:00pm.   Let me know if you have any questions.

Thanks,
RP

From: ————-@yahoo.com
Sent: Thu 10/28/10 11:39 AM
To: Randy Penny

How long would I be there?  Where is it?  Since it’s for kids, I suspect I could not work naked, right?

From: Randy Penny
Sent: Thu 10/28/10 3:26 PM
To: ———–@yahoo.com

Greetings,
The party will probably last 2-3 hours.  I was anticipating that you’d be working in the nude.  However,  we would like you to wear a party hat.   And, perhaps a clown nose.  Weather permitting,  the party will be in our backyard.  Otherwise,  we’re going to have it in the basement.  Plus, if it’s a bit chilly outside, I’d imagine that you’d like the party to be inside, in order to save yourself some embarrassment.  I doubt the kids understand the concept of “shrinkage”,  but you never know, right?  Kids these days!  After the party,  you’d be more than welcome to stick around and help us put in some shelf paper,  since you’ll already be in the nude.   We can’t swing too much more than $100,  but we’d be happy to give you some cake and ice cream.  And we’d encourage you to keep the party hat.  Hope to see you on Saturday!

Thanks,
RP

From: ————@yahoo.com
Sent: Thu 10/28/10 3:44 PM
To: Randy Penny

Which Saturday are we talking about?  Do you mean the 30th or the 6th?  What about this back yard of your’s?  Is it private enough for nudity?  You haven’t told me where is is, as in what city.  Quite frankly, I’m a bit suspicous.  When you say kids I assume they are minors.  That being the case, I find it hard to believe you would want, or even permit, me to work naked.  I don’t know for sure but I don’t think it would be legal.  Is there a number where I can call you?

From: Randy Penny
Sent: Thu 10/28/10 4:07 PM
To: ———-@yahoo.com

Hi there!
Our backyard is quite private.  It’s enclosed by a 4 foot wooden fence, and my wife’s tomato plants.  Though, because it’s getting cold outside,  the tomato plants are beginning to wilt.  Do you have any tips for gardening in late fall?  I am talking about next Saturday, November 6th.  And, if you aren’t available,  we’d like to book you for next year.  Perhaps that would alleviate some of your suspicion, as my daughter will be a year older.   I’d also like to build her a treehouse.  Is that something you’d be interested in?

Thanks,
RP

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Cat’s Meow

by ranpen on October 26, 2010

BBW lookin’ – 33

hey there. I am looking for a man who is intelligent, confident, taller than 6 feet, caucasian, laid back, curious, open minded, honest, fun, and independent. Someone who can have fun going out or staying in. Someone who can make me smile..
I am 5’9 with blonde hair and blue eyes. I am a bbw; confident, sexy and intelligent woman. I have photos to trade. I have many interests which include spontaneous road trips, travel, vegas, hanging out with friends, writing, anything ot do with music, movies, my dogs, baseball, checking out restaurants, football, hiking, etc.
I am looking for someone to talk with via email, texting or messenger at first and then hang out. SO, I want to find someone who actually likes bbw’s to possibly hang out with. If interested, send me an email with some info about yourself and a photo. Please be over 6 feet and between the ages of 27 and 40. Also, caucasian and a non smoker.. :)

From: Randy Penny
Sent: Tue 10/26/10 1:30 PM
To: pers———@craigslist.org

Hi There!
I stumbled across your ad,  and had to respond.  I am a fun-loving guy,  seeking a BBW to spend some quality time with.   I enjoy movies,  crossword puzzles, and listening to music.  I’m quite easy on the eyes,  and almost 6 feet and 6 inches tall!  That’s tall enough to play in the WNBA.  I would love to chat some more.
Hope to hear back from you soon!

Thanks,
RP

From: ————-@yahoo.com
Sent: Tue 10/26/10 1:31 PM
To: Randy Penny

WNBA? wrong sex??? do you have a photo?

From: Randy Penny
Sent: Tue 10/26/10 1:42 PM
To: —————–@yahoo.com

Hello!
Generally,  women are 4 to 6 inches shorter than men.  Most NBA players are around 6’10”.  Considering that I’m almost 6’6”, only mildly athletic, but do have testicles,  I figure I’d be much better suited for the WNBA.   But, you never know!   What kind of dogs to you have?  What is your favorite movie?
Yes,  I do have a photo.  Looking forward to hearing back from you!

Thanks,
RP

From: ————-@yahoo.com
Sent: Tue 10/26/10 2:18 PM
To: Randy Penny

Hey. Where is that photo? :) i have 2 labs, both female. One chocolate and one black. I love too many movies to just choose one. Anything from the bourne series to the hangover to bridget jones diary. I like most movies except westerns and sci fi. And yourself?

From: Randy Penny
Sent: Tue 10/26/10 4:09 PM
To: —————–@yahoo.com

Hey There!
I bet your dogs are obedient and very well-trained.  What are their names?  I have two cats (I think), named Willy and Wonka.  Sometimes Willy hisses mercilessly at Wonka, causing him to cower,  and then defecate on the floor.  Oh, that silly Willy!  I completely understand that it’s hard to choose just one movie.  There are quite a few out there!  I know you don’t like Sci-fi movies or Westerns, but do you like Sci Fi Westerns?  I’m quite aroused by the idea of an intergalactic gunslinger.  Aren’t you?
I always thought “BBW” was an acronym for “Big Black Woman.”   But, you are Caucasian.   Can’t wait to hear from you.

Thanks,
RP

From: —————@yahoo.com
Sent: Tue 10/26/10 4:15 PM
To: Randy Penny

bbw means big beautiful woman. my dogs are not very obiedient. they are pretty wild. what nationality are you? why no photo?

From: Randy Penny
Sent: Tue 10/26/10 7:45 PM
To: —————–@yahoo.com

Hi there!
I’m sorry to hear about your dogs.  They must be pretty hard to handle!  I’m an American.  Though, I believe my ancestors came from Ethiopia.   I’ve attached a photo for you to look at.   Hope to talk you soon!

Thanks,
RP

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Lost and Not Found

October 22, 2010 0 comments

Lost Transformers Backpack! On Sunday the 17th we went to the bigger park at Manchester Elementary! We lost a transformers backpack that was full of toys, and we know it had 4 star wars jedi swords in it. PLEASE let us know if you found it!!!!!!!! From: Randy Penny Sent: Thu 10/21/10 3:43 PM To: [...]