From the monthly archives:

April 2011

McDeal

by ranpen on April 18, 2011

 

Mcdonalds Playset.  $40

 

From: Randy Penny
Sent: Wed 4/6/11 929 AM
To: sale———–@craigslist.org

Hi There,
Are you still selling this McDonalds play set?  I really enjoy McDonalds, and I’d like this play set to highlight my apartment.   Please let me know if it is still available.

Thanks,
RP

 

From: jc——–@yahoo.com
Sent: Wed 4/6/11 421 PM
To: Randy Penny

We still have the McDonalds playset.

Jim

From: Randy Penny
Sent: Thu 4/7/11 1005 AM
To: jc——–@yahoo.com

Hi Jim,
That is terrific news!  Do you happen to have a Wendy’s playset?  Where I live, there is a Wendy’s and a McDonalds right next to each other.  I’m constructing a three-dimensional miniature model of my neighborhood in my basement,  and I’ll need a Wendy’s playset to complete the project.  When can I swing by and pick up the playset?  Do you have a drive-thru?  I’m fairly busy,  so if I can just pull up to the side of your house and allow you to hand me the playset out the window,  that would be great.  Let me know!

Thanks,
RP

From: jc——–@yahoo.com
Sent: Thu 4/7/11 1119 AM
To: Randy Penny

Hi Randy,

Sorry, I don’t have a Wendy’s playset too, just the McDonalds.  Sounds like a great project you have.  As for my schedule…today, Thursday, I’m just doing yard work,  Friday I should be around afternoon through the evening.  Saturday afternoon should be good.  Sunday later afternoon, after church would be fine.  Let me know if any of those work.  I like to know when someones coming.  Feel free to call if you’d like, ———-  I live at —————–.

Sorry, the drive thru is closed do to remodeling.  You’ll have to use the drive way.

Talk to you later.
Jim

From: Randy Penny
Sent: Thu 4/7/11 212 PM
To: jc——–@yahoo.com

Hi Jim,
This really is a great project.   I’ve got almost everything I need.  I’m still looking for the following items to complete the model:  a Family Dollar playset,  a 7-11 playset, a miniature correctional facility, a neighborhood pub playset, a miniature taqueria and Mexican restaurant and a miniature storage facility.   Do you have any of these items?   Perhaps I could swing by your driveway on Sunday?

Thanks,
RP

From: jc——–@yahoo.com
Sent: Fri 4/8/11 942 AM
To: Randy Penny

Hi Randy,

This is the only playset I have.  Good luck finding the others you need.  I will be home Sunday afternoon by 3pm.  Anytime after then is fine.  Let me know about what time you are thinking.

Thanks
Jim

From: Randy Penny
Sent: Sun 4/10/11 442 PM
To: jc——–@yahoo.com

Hello Jim,
I just read in the newspaper that they are tearing down the McDonalds in my neighborhood.  So, I won’t be needing the playset anymore.  Good luck!

Thanks,
RP

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Model Citizen

by ranpen on April 7, 2011

Adult film or Adult modeling

Im 19 very handsom not a lot of face hair actually pretty much none at all im 5’8 5’9 maybe six pack abs four tatoos but none visible with shirt on unless its a small lol about 8 or 9′ inch penis um i used to box so i still use those ways to workout im very focused when a task is at hand and im friendly with a lot of girls so if needed i can also bring a girl to do a scene with if needed. my butt is nice ive been told i love sex i know most the positions my favorite is doggystyle probably most common but i like to be riddin to so im camera friendly i have a great smile white teeth and have do a little modeling befoe but never pursued because i wasnt 19 i want to be in porn and make money like mandingo or lex steele. thank you for your time whoever reads this please reply to email givin and i will send pictures head body where ever to get the job i really need the money and i want the experience its not that i dont have sex its just porn calls to me in a different way i think i would do great in the biz hit me up.

 

From: Randy Penny
Sent: Tue 3/29/11 145 PM
To: ———–@yahoo.com

Hello,
Are you still interested in adult modeling or adult films?   I saw your ad, and I would like to talk further about some opportunities I have.   Please let me know.

Thanks,
RP

From: ———–@yahoo.com
Sent: Sat 4/2/11 956 AM
To: Randy Penny

Hi I am very interested in doing some adult work.  Obviously if it pays i just graduated so im at a point in my life where i need to do what i want to do and make my life come together you know.  i have watched porn and wanted to get a job in the sex industry it would be the dream lol every mans dream but i think i have the potential to make it a success do you have any offers? Im very hyped about the ad i saw on creigslist 2 grand to do movie or modeling that would be so tight my name is Derrik by the way. its nice to get a reply to my ad let me know how i can be of service thank you.

From: Randy Penny
Sent: Wed 4/6/11 943 AM
To: ———–@yahoo.com

Hello Derrik,
I know exactly what you’re talking about!  It’s very important to need to do what you want to do and make your life come together.  Why do you think you would be successful in the adult industry?  I am looking for somebody that is extremely open-minded and very confident.  Do you have these characteristics?   What kind of adult films would you be interested in making?   I have several opportunities that you may find pretty tight.  Please get back to me as soon as possible so we can discuss this further.  Looking forward to hearing from you!

Thanks,
RP

From: ———-@yahoo.com
Sent: Wed 4/6/11 1005 PAM
To: Randy Penny

to be successful, your right confidence is a big part and im not cocky because i watch a lot of porn and those guys know whats up they can really give it to those girls and my main goal is to look good for the camera and pleasure i havent been in any films but i am very camera friendly im not bi so a guy givin it idk about all that but i could do modeling with another male please send me offers times dates im very interested.

 

From: Randy Penny
Sent: Wed 4/6/11 141 PM
To: ———–@yahoo.com

Hello,
Thanks for responding so quickly.  I truly appreciate your enthusiasm.   The work that I do is very Avant Garde.  I try to make films that stand out from what it is considered mainstream adult material.   The typical adult film usually features 2 or 3 adult stars having intercourse in various places, with very little plot or storyline.  Within my work, I try to incorporate a complex story arc with an intriguing denouement.  If you’re not familiar with the word “denouement” I might suggest looking up the definition on Wikipedia.  With your confidence, I’m certain that you’ll be a tremendous fit for some of my upcoming projects.  I often try to intertwine elements of high society in my work, in order to reach a more sophisticated audience.  For example, many adult films might depict a sexual relationship between a college student and the pizza delivery boy.  However, one of my films might feature the sous chef at an elegant french restaurant, a wine maker, and the princess of a wealthy foreign nation.  One might consider exotic foods, exotic animals, and expensive jewels to be secondary characters in many of my films.  Does this sound like something you’d be interested in?  Are you willing to project confidence in photographs and on video?  I need you not just to look good for the camera,  but to look confident while interacting with both other actors and objects.  Are you comfortable eating sushi or drinking a glass of Cabernet?  Will you be comfortable working with a crested hairless puppy or a DeBrazzas Monkey?  Let me know what you think.  I’m looking forward to working with you!

Thanks,
RP

 

From: ———@yahoo.com
Sent: Thu 4/7/11 951 AM
To: Randy Penny

That sounds fun and exciting.  My confidence will depend on the comfortability i have with the people im around and working with.  This sounds like it would be just for me so let me know how i can start gettin paid and acting.

 

From: Randy Penny
Sent: Thu 4/7/11 1042 AM
To: ———–@yahoo.com

Derrik,
I’m glad to hear that you are so eager to get started. In order for me to determine how you will fit into my next project,  I’ll need you to answer the brief questionnaire below.   Please respond with your answers.  It should only take a few minutes of your time, and I appreciate your cooperation.  Looking forward to working with you!

1. I would rather have a slice of pie than a piece of cake.
a. True
b. False

2. Camels are funny.   Please explain your answer
a. Yes
b. No

3. In 3 sentences or less, please describe why you would be the ideal adult film star.

4. If my sexual partner farted during intercourse, I would…
a. laugh uncontrollably
b. try to capture the emitted odor in a glass jar
c. compliment her or him on a job well done
d. become even more aroused

5. If I can’t be an adult film star or model,  I would most like to….

Thanks,
RP

 

From: ——-@yahoo.com
Sent: Thu 4/7/11 1141 AM
To: Randy Penny

A   A and because they look like slow ugly animals but they are actually fast and that hump just makes it harder to see what they really can do.  I would be the film star beacuse i have stamina my body is athletic and i have sexual experience. D and if i wasnt in the film industry i would work a 9 to 5

 

From: Randy Penny
Sent: Thu 4/7/11 113 PM
To: ———–@yahoo.com

Hi Derrik,
Thanks for the quick response.  Based on your answers,  I don’t think that you’ll be a good match for my upcoming project.  However, I will keep you in mind for future endeavors.

Thanks,
RP

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