Looking For Attractive Guy
I am a 28 year old female who is down to earth, funny, and who loves to laugh. I have a 6 yr old son, so you must love kids. I am not looking for booty calls so please don’t waste my time. I am looking for an attractive guy in my age range. Please be attractive and not too over weight. I am also looking for a responsible guy who has his shit together. If anyone is interested please let me know.
From: Randy Penny
Sent: Mon 4/12/10 4:05 PM
I came across your ad, and thought that I’d write. I must admit, I rarely respond to personal ads, but there was something about yours that intrigued me. It was short, sweet, and to the point. Boy, I bet that we’d be a perfect fit. I really appreciate ads and emails and such that are short, sweet, and to the point. Don’t you? I find it a bit irritating when people just ramble on and on and on. It’s like, “Seriously!!”
Anyhoo, I think it’s great that you’re down to earth AND funny. I rarely find those characteristics in others these days. A lot of people say they’re down to earth and funny, but then you meet them and discover that it’s just not the case. Hey, I love kids! Kids are fun!
You say that you are looking for an attractive guy in your age range, and also a responsible guy who has his “sh*t together”. I’m wondering if these are two separate guys. Are you looking for an attractive guy in your age range AND a responsible guy who has his sh*t together? Or are you looking for an attractive guy in your age range that is responsible and has his sh*t together? I am not two guys. I am just one guy. I am 28, very attractive, responsible, and I have ALL of my sh*t together. I do keep some of my sh*t in a medium-sized storage closet. But, it’s definitely together.
So, I just thought I’d let you know that I’m interested. I’d like to chat some more. I hope I hear from you soon. Would you like to see a picture?
P.S. I appreciate that you’re not looking for a “booty call”. I’m not looking for a booty call either. What is a booty call, exactly? Does it have something to do with Pirates?