No Booty Calls

by ranpen on April 13, 2010

Looking For Attractive Guy

I am a 28 year old female who is down to earth, funny, and who loves to laugh. I have a 6 yr old son, so you must love kids. I am not looking for booty calls so please don’t waste my time. I am looking for an attractive guy in my age range. Please be attractive and not too over weight. I am also looking for a responsible guy who has his shit together. If anyone is interested please let me know.

From: Randy Penny
Sent: Mon 4/12/10  4:05 PM
To: pers——–@craigslist.org

Hello there!
I came across your ad, and thought that I’d write.  I must admit, I rarely respond to personal ads, but there was something about yours that intrigued me.  It was short, sweet, and to the point.  Boy, I bet that we’d be a perfect fit.  I really appreciate ads and emails and such that are short, sweet, and to the point.  Don’t you?  I find it a bit irritating when people just ramble on and on and on.  It’s like, “Seriously!!”
Anyhoo, I think it’s great that you’re down to earth AND funny.  I rarely find those characteristics in others these days.  A lot of people say they’re down to earth and funny,  but then you meet them and discover that it’s just not the case.  Hey, I love kids!  Kids are fun!
You say that you are looking for an attractive guy in your age range, and also a responsible guy who has his “sh*t together”.   I’m wondering if these are two separate guys.  Are you looking for an attractive guy in your age range AND a responsible guy who has his sh*t together? Or are you looking for an attractive guy in your age range that is responsible and has his sh*t together?  I am not two guys.  I am just one guy. I am 28, very attractive, responsible, and I have ALL of my sh*t together.   I do keep some of my sh*t in a medium-sized storage closet.  But, it’s definitely together.
So, I just thought I’d let you know that I’m interested.  I’d like to chat some more.  I hope I hear from you soon.  Would you like to see a picture?

P.S. I appreciate that you’re not looking for a “booty call”.   I’m not looking for a booty call either.   What is a booty call, exactly?  Does it have something to do with Pirates?

Thanks,
RP


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