Feelin’ Randy

by ranpen on May 6, 2010

Are there any female models, dancers, strippers, or escorts that would like to have their own website? I am looking to trade my computer programming skills for some of your services.

From: Randy Penny
Sent: Thu 5/6/10 1:46PM
To: gigs——–@craigslist.org

Hello there,
I am a model in desperate need of a website. Unfortunately, they are very expensive. I’m so glad I saw your ad. Are you still interested in exchanging services? Please let me know as soon as possible. I’m available almost everyday. Looking forward to hearing from you ;)

Thanks,
RP

From: Curt ——
Sent: Thu 5/6/10 2:11PM
To: Randy Penny

Hi. Are you just looking for a website to display your pictures, like an online model portfolio? I can help. Are you a girl? Are you a regular non-nude model, or are you in adult modeling?

From: Randy Penny
Sent: Thu 5/6/10 2:30PM
To: Curt —-

Hello Mister,
Thanks for writing back! I do some non-nude modeling, as well as some adult modeling. I’m very diverse! I do need a website to display my photographs. I was also hoping I might be able to set up a webcam in my bedroom, so others can sign up to watch me. What do you think? I think it could be very sexy. What do you need from me?

Thanks,
RP

From: Curt ——
Sent: Thu 5/6/10 2:46PM
To: Randy Penny

I should be able to at least get a website for you to display your photos The webcam idea sound fun, but it would be more work for me. We can talk more about it
So you are a girl? The name Randy could be either, I guess. Can you send a picture so I know what I will be working with? Of course, I will eventually need all of your pics for the site.

From: Randy Penny
Sent: Thu 5/6/10 3:07PM
To: Curt ——-

Hi Curt,
Great! So how much is it going to cost to set this up? I hope it’s not TOO expensive!
I guess the name Randy could be either…LOL! But, you definitely won’t think that when you see me! Besides, it’s not my real name. I just like it because I think it sounds sexy. Plus, I’m always feeling quite randy ;) Are you feeling randy, Baby? LOL! Can’t wait to hear from you.

Thanks,
RP

From: Curt ——
Sent: Thu 5/6/10 3:16PM
To: Randy Penny

You never actually said if you are a guy or girl I am assuming girl. And how about a picture?
Are you interested in us working out something so it won’t cost you any $? That is what was thinking.

And I am always randy!

From: Randy Penny
Sent: Thu 5/6/10 3:28PM
To: Curt ——

Hi there,
I have lots of different pictures. What would you like to see?
Well, it would definitely be great to not have to pay any money. Do you have special coupons or something? LOL! You’re ALWAYS randy…you naughty guy!

Thanks,
RP

From: Curt——
Sent: Thu 5/6/10 3:31PM
To: Randy Penny

Any picture is okay with me. Send me an example of the kind of pictures you will want on your website, so I can get an idea of what type of site you want.

From: Randy Penny
Sent: Thu 5/6/10 4:03PM
To: Curt ——

Curt,
I’m getting excited.  Is this okay for a photo?

Thanks,
RP

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Chino December 22, 2010 at 3:40 pm

HA! that d-bag thought he was gonna get laid to make some shitty Homestead website. I bet he whacked off to that pic.

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