Cat’s Meow

by ranpen on October 26, 2010

BBW lookin’ – 33

hey there. I am looking for a man who is intelligent, confident, taller than 6 feet, caucasian, laid back, curious, open minded, honest, fun, and independent. Someone who can have fun going out or staying in. Someone who can make me smile..
I am 5’9 with blonde hair and blue eyes. I am a bbw; confident, sexy and intelligent woman. I have photos to trade. I have many interests which include spontaneous road trips, travel, vegas, hanging out with friends, writing, anything ot do with music, movies, my dogs, baseball, checking out restaurants, football, hiking, etc.
I am looking for someone to talk with via email, texting or messenger at first and then hang out. SO, I want to find someone who actually likes bbw’s to possibly hang out with. If interested, send me an email with some info about yourself and a photo. Please be over 6 feet and between the ages of 27 and 40. Also, caucasian and a non smoker.. :)

From: Randy Penny
Sent: Tue 10/26/10 1:30 PM
To: pers———@craigslist.org

Hi There!
I stumbled across your ad,  and had to respond.  I am a fun-loving guy,  seeking a BBW to spend some quality time with.   I enjoy movies,  crossword puzzles, and listening to music.  I’m quite easy on the eyes,  and almost 6 feet and 6 inches tall!  That’s tall enough to play in the WNBA.  I would love to chat some more.
Hope to hear back from you soon!

Thanks,
RP

From: ————-@yahoo.com
Sent: Tue 10/26/10 1:31 PM
To: Randy Penny

WNBA? wrong sex??? do you have a photo?

From: Randy Penny
Sent: Tue 10/26/10 1:42 PM
To: —————–@yahoo.com

Hello!
Generally,  women are 4 to 6 inches shorter than men.  Most NBA players are around 6’10”.  Considering that I’m almost 6’6”, only mildly athletic, but do have testicles,  I figure I’d be much better suited for the WNBA.   But, you never know!   What kind of dogs to you have?  What is your favorite movie?
Yes,  I do have a photo.  Looking forward to hearing back from you!

Thanks,
RP

From: ————-@yahoo.com
Sent: Tue 10/26/10 2:18 PM
To: Randy Penny

Hey. Where is that photo? :) i have 2 labs, both female. One chocolate and one black. I love too many movies to just choose one. Anything from the bourne series to the hangover to bridget jones diary. I like most movies except westerns and sci fi. And yourself?

From: Randy Penny
Sent: Tue 10/26/10 4:09 PM
To: —————–@yahoo.com

Hey There!
I bet your dogs are obedient and very well-trained.  What are their names?  I have two cats (I think), named Willy and Wonka.  Sometimes Willy hisses mercilessly at Wonka, causing him to cower,  and then defecate on the floor.  Oh, that silly Willy!  I completely understand that it’s hard to choose just one movie.  There are quite a few out there!  I know you don’t like Sci-fi movies or Westerns, but do you like Sci Fi Westerns?  I’m quite aroused by the idea of an intergalactic gunslinger.  Aren’t you?
I always thought “BBW” was an acronym for “Big Black Woman.”   But, you are Caucasian.   Can’t wait to hear from you.

Thanks,
RP

From: —————@yahoo.com
Sent: Tue 10/26/10 4:15 PM
To: Randy Penny

bbw means big beautiful woman. my dogs are not very obiedient. they are pretty wild. what nationality are you? why no photo?

From: Randy Penny
Sent: Tue 10/26/10 7:45 PM
To: —————–@yahoo.com

Hi there!
I’m sorry to hear about your dogs.  They must be pretty hard to handle!  I’m an American.  Though, I believe my ancestors came from Ethiopia.   I’ve attached a photo for you to look at.   Hope to talk you soon!

Thanks,
RP

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hicks November 8, 2010 at 7:28 pm

nice picture

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Paige Brown November 22, 2010 at 2:14 pm

:)

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Crystal May 23, 2013 at 3:01 pm

You are brilliant! I love your stuff.

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