Birthday Suit

by ranpen on October 28, 2010

Nudist seeks work

I am a male nudist seeking work to supplement my income. I prefer to work in the nude and am willing to consider pretty much anything you’re willing to pay me to do. I am pretty handy with household chores and maintenance, fixing things, minor electrical, plumbing, carpentry, painting, odd jobs, etc. Like I said, I’ll consider pretty much anything you’re willing to pay me to do and I prefer to work naked. I’ll even do outdoor work naked if privacy and weather permit. Nothing sexual is implied or intended. I am technically minded, friendly, intelligent, honest, and have a great sense of humor. Rates are negotiable and my schedule is fairly flexible. I’ll work for men, women, or couples.

From: Randy Penny
Sent: Tue 10/26/10 1:33 PM
To: serv———@craigslist.org

Hello,
I see that you’re a nudist looking for work.  I think I might be able to help you out.  Are you still looking?   Let me know.

Thanks,
RP

From: ——–@yahoo.com
Sent: Tue 10/26/10 5:45 PM
To: Randy Penny

Yes, I am.

From: Randy Penny
Sent: Thu 10/28/10 8:43 AM
To: pers———@craigslist.org

Hello!
I noticed that you have a great sense a humor.   That should come in handy when you work for us!   My wife and I are having a birthday party for our daughter.  She’s inviting several of her classmates over to the house.   If weather permits,  we’ll be having it outside on the back patio.   If not, the basement will suffice.   The party won’t be terribly fancy.  Just cake, ice cream, presents, and lots of laughter!  We’ll probably play some fun music for the kids, too.   We’d like you to come over a little early to help us set up.  And, while we’re keeping an eye on the kids, we’d love for you to entertain them, and do some mild clean-up; pick up plastic cups, throw away plates and plastic utensils, make sure the kids’ hands are free of frosting, etc.   We’ll pay you $100, and provide you with cake and ice cream.   Though you will have to wear a party hat!  The party is next Saturday.  Please come around 2:00pm.   Let me know if you have any questions.

Thanks,
RP

From: ————-@yahoo.com
Sent: Thu 10/28/10 11:39 AM
To: Randy Penny

How long would I be there?  Where is it?  Since it’s for kids, I suspect I could not work naked, right?

From: Randy Penny
Sent: Thu 10/28/10 3:26 PM
To: ———–@yahoo.com

Greetings,
The party will probably last 2-3 hours.  I was anticipating that you’d be working in the nude.  However,  we would like you to wear a party hat.   And, perhaps a clown nose.  Weather permitting,  the party will be in our backyard.  Otherwise,  we’re going to have it in the basement.  Plus, if it’s a bit chilly outside, I’d imagine that you’d like the party to be inside, in order to save yourself some embarrassment.  I doubt the kids understand the concept of “shrinkage”,  but you never know, right?  Kids these days!  After the party,  you’d be more than welcome to stick around and help us put in some shelf paper,  since you’ll already be in the nude.   We can’t swing too much more than $100,  but we’d be happy to give you some cake and ice cream.  And we’d encourage you to keep the party hat.  Hope to see you on Saturday!

Thanks,
RP

From: ————@yahoo.com
Sent: Thu 10/28/10 3:44 PM
To: Randy Penny

Which Saturday are we talking about?  Do you mean the 30th or the 6th?  What about this back yard of your’s?  Is it private enough for nudity?  You haven’t told me where is is, as in what city.  Quite frankly, I’m a bit suspicous.  When you say kids I assume they are minors.  That being the case, I find it hard to believe you would want, or even permit, me to work naked.  I don’t know for sure but I don’t think it would be legal.  Is there a number where I can call you?

From: Randy Penny
Sent: Thu 10/28/10 4:07 PM
To: ———-@yahoo.com

Hi there!
Our backyard is quite private.  It’s enclosed by a 4 foot wooden fence, and my wife’s tomato plants.  Though, because it’s getting cold outside,  the tomato plants are beginning to wilt.  Do you have any tips for gardening in late fall?  I am talking about next Saturday, November 6th.  And, if you aren’t available,  we’d like to book you for next year.  Perhaps that would alleviate some of your suspicion, as my daughter will be a year older.   I’d also like to build her a treehouse.  Is that something you’d be interested in?

Thanks,
RP

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Kelli Weaver May 1, 2011 at 8:01 am

He didn’t reply? And only a bit suspicious?

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Herv Chodel January 9, 2012 at 6:29 pm

can you babysit 3 babies
6 month, 1 year and 2 years; boy girl boy in the nude for us ? while we are gone 1 month vacation ?

ps: we trust you

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