Free Ride

by ranpen on December 29, 2010

Jan 1st, need ride Omaha airport to Kearney, will pay $40.

From: Randy Penny
Sent: Fri 12/24/10 1148 PM
To: comm.———-@craigslist.org

Hello,
I saw your ad, and think I might be able to help you out.  Are you still looking for a ride?

Thanks,
RP

From: Gary
Sent: Sun 12/26/10 6:27 PM
To: Randy Penny

Hello, Randy,

Sat 01JAN DELTA——-*       OK     T   LV DETROIT       1215P    V     **
AR OMAHA         126P          COACH
*Operated by ATLANTIC SOUTHEAST

my flight will arrive Saturday 1:26pm, Delta —–, does it fit your scedule? I can wait. Thanks.

Gary
cell 469————

From: Randy Penny
Sent: Mon 12/27/10 10:08 AM
To: Gary

Hi Gary!
Thanks for getting back to me.  Hope you had a nice holiday.  Is it just you?  My bike is a two-seater,  so I don’t think I can fit anymore people.  And, since your flight gets in around lunch time,  I’ll probably want to stop at Burger King.  I hope that’s okay!  Should I just wait at baggage claim?  I can make a sign that says, “Gary”.  Or, “GARY!”  I have some extra poster board and some markers.  Hope to hear from you soon.

Thanks,
RP

From: Gary
Sent: Tue 12/28/10 11:41 PM
To: Randy Penny

Thanks Randy,

Just myself and I have just one carry on. What’s the color and brand of your car? What’s your phone number? Do you live in Kearney? Just make sure you are going to Kearney airport from omaha airport that afternoon. I am flexible. Thanks!

Gary

From: Randy Penny
Sent: Wed 12/29/10 826 AM
To: Gary

Hi there Gary,
Like I said,  my bike is a two-seater so I’m glad it’s just you.  It’s bright red,  but there’s a little rusting underneath the handlebars and just above the tires.  The carry-on should be fine…we can just toss it in the basket.  What do you like to eat at Burger King?  Maybe I should stop beforehand, and pick up lunch for both of us to save some time.  I usually get a #2 value meal,  but once in a while, I’ll go with a #6.

P.S.  Don’t forget to bundle up!

Thanks,
RP



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weezilgirl January 4, 2011 at 6:30 pm

I think the “ride to Omaha” is hilarious. However there could be a problem. Would Gary know how to spell Gary?

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Mike January 25, 2011 at 6:38 pm

Oh god! This shit is hilarious! Hahahahahah

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loorin May 21, 2011 at 1:05 pm

lulz people from Omaha are so funny

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kelly February 9, 2013 at 1:28 am

need yr help about tomow at kearney airport so my girlfriend will arrive tomowow but i have to work but i dont knw how to get ride for her? let me knw asap

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