Cookie Monster

by ranpen on February 14, 2011

Buy COUCH and I will make HOMEMADE COOKIES for you!!!

Nice couch for sale. Need to sell, making room for a baby! Hardly ever sat on, it was in my art room and I never used it. The cats liked laying on it but all the hair has been cleaned off. From a clean, smoke free, pet loving household.
Priced for quick sale! AND best of all, I will make a delicious homemade batch of cookies to the lucky buyer. You choose the flavor! I’m an excellent baker.

From: Randy Penny
Sent: Mon 1/31/11 1033 AM
To: sale.———-@craigslist.org

Hello,
Are you still selling this couch?

Thanks,
RP

From: Corinne
Sent: Mon 1/31/11 1048 AM
To: Randy Penny

Hi,
Someone is supposed to be coming to get it tomorrow but if they fall through I will let you know.
Thanks!

From: Randy Penny
Sent: Mon 1/31/11 1055 AM
To: Corinne

Hello,
Are you going to make them cookies?   Perhaps I could stop by around the same time,  and try a cookie.    When are they supposed to be picking up the couch?

Thanks,
RP

From: Corinne
Sent: Mon 1/31/11 1146 AM
To: Randy Penny

Ha ha, I knew those cookies would catch some attention. I don’t think she wants any cookies though. She is supposed to let me know tonight when she will be by but if she doesn’t seem like she is going to follow through I will let you know. I will let you know either way. And if you really want cookies I could probably make some for you.

From: Randy Penny
Sent: Mon 1/31/11 1234 PM
To: Corinne

Hi,
That would be great!  What kind of cookies?  I do like Chocolate Chip and Snickerdoodle.   Please, though, nothing with macadamia nuts.   I’m highly allergic.  If I were to stop over and taste a cookie with macadamia nuts,  there’s a good chance I would go into anaphylactic shock.  Also, Oatmeal Raisin cookies give me diarrhea.  When should I stop by?

Thanks,
RP


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