Clean and Dirty

by ranpen on March 30, 2010

I am loooking for a sexy woman to clean my house topless/nude. I have a 3 bedroom/2 1/2 bath. I am looking for light cleaning and other household tasks. Plz be between 18-32. Plz contact me with info and pics. Thanks

From: Randy Penny
Sent: Tue 3/30/10 11:04 AM
To: gigs——————–@craigslist.org

Hi there!
I saw your ad, and had to respond right away.  I’ve been seeking this type of cleaning job for a while now.  I’m 27 years old, and a seasoned maid; highly skilled with a Swiffer and I can dust in the hardest to reach places.  I also have my own vacuum.  It’s a Dyson, with Animal Ball technology (not sure what that means…LOL!).  Anyway, I’ve always wanted to clean in the nude.  Don’t get me wrong, I clean my own home in the nude.  But, to do this for someone else has always been a fantasy.  I just feel so liberated without clothes on.  Plus, if you got it, flaunt it, right? LOL!
I hope to hear back from you soon. Do you need a resume?

Thanks,
RP

From: Ryan ——
Sent: Tue 3/30/ 11:14 AM
To: Randy Penny

No resume is needed but what you all look like and a picture would be helpful  thanks

From: Randy Penny
Sent: Tue 3/30/10 11:34 AM
To: Ryan ———-

Hi Ryan!
Thanks for responding so quickly! At the moment, I don’t have a picture of myself available.  So, I’ve attached a picture of my vacuum.  Is that okay?

Thanks,
RP

From: Ryan ——
Sent: Tue 3/30/10 12:46 PM
To: Randy Penny

what do u look like?

From: Randy Penny
Sent: Tue 3/30/10 1:45 PM
To: Ryan——–

Ryan,
I am tall, slim and slender, with sandy blonde hair and succulent lips.  A lot of people say I should be in movies. LOL! I still can’t find a good photo of myself on this silly computer, so I’ve attached a caricature drawing I made of myself on MS Paint.
Talk soon!

Thanks,
RP

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ranpen May 4, 2010 at 7:48 pm

This IS a good one…

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Kelli Weaver May 1, 2011 at 8:05 am

Isn’t she hot? I can’t believe she didn’t get the gig…

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amina hogan June 3, 2011 at 11:59 am

I’m dying laughing!

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