One man’s boredom can produce another man. Randy Penny likes doodling with MS Paint, exotic animals, and sending emails to strangers.


Is Randy Penny an actual person?

I don’t understand the question.

Are these emails real?

These emails are 100% real.   Though, I often remove names and email addresses for many very important reasons.

Are the ads you respond to real?

The ads I respond to are 100% real.   I find them on Craigslist, in newspapers, on the street, in bars, etc.  And, from time to time, I will write someone because they gave me a business card.

How did you get so proficient with MS Paint?

It’s a gift.

I’m new to the site.  I’m not sure where to begin.

You may want to start with these:

Animal House | Party On, Darth | I Like Veggies! | Helmet Head | Clean and Dirty

Or, browse the Archives.