01 Mar Cash Only

Selling my white Fender 72 Deluxe. I installed 2 Custom p90 pickups hand wound by Zhangbucker and replaced all 4 pots with 500k pots. (Will include original pick guard) Comes with a black planet waves strap, Dunlop strap locks and a hard shell case. The middle latch on the case is broken but case still works great! If you are interested shoot me an email

From: Randy Penny
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Date: Mon 3/1/10 11:14 AM

Hello!

Your Fender guitar is absolutely stunning, and I’d be thrilled to get my hands on it.  I bet it’s a dream to play! I’ve been piddling around on my Takamine G Series for the last several years, and while it holds great sentimental value, I think I need an instrument more suited for a man of my talent.  I must say, however, that $600 is quite a lot of money.  I’d probably have to take up a second job or start selling drugs to have that amount of cash lying around! Would you be willing to trade?  I have a set of maracas that I picked up on a day trip to Tijuana.  The handle on one of them is slightly cracked but, otherwise, they’re in pristine condition.  I’ve also got an electronic whoopee cushion that, quite frankly, provides as much entertainment as a guitar.  I figure that the maracas plus the whoopee cushion would make for a fair trade. Let me know when you’re available.  I’m looking forward to strapping on that Fender!

Thanks,
RP

From: ——–@gmail.com
To: Randy Penny
Date: Mon 3/1/10 11:16 AM

hahahahaha this email made my day

From: Randy Penny
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Date: Mon 3/1/10 11:47AM

So, does that mean you’d like to make the trade?

Thanks,
RP

From: ——–@gmail.com
To: Randy Penny
Date: Mon 3/1/10 11:50 AM

No sorry man.  cash only.

From: Randy Penny
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Date: Mon 3/1/10 12:14 PM

I suppose I could toss in a few bucks.  And, those maracas are basically used as currency in Mexico.  I consider the whoopee cushion to be an added bonus.

When should we make the transaction?

Thanks,
RP

From: ——–@gmail.com
To: Randy Penny
Date: Mon 3/1/10 1:30 PM

To: Randy Penny

haha sorry just cash.

From: Randy Penny
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Date: Mon 3/1/10 3:16 PM

So, I just want to make sure I’m clear.  You won’t do a trade?

Thanks,
RP

From: ——–@gmail.com
To: Randy Penny
Date: Mon 3/1/10 3:26 PM

no sorry man.  Need the cash.