About

Randy Penny likes doodling with MS Paint, exotic animals, and sending emails to strangers.

 

 

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

 

Is Randy Penny an actual person?

I don’t understand the question.

 

Are these emails real?

These emails are 100% real.   Though, I often remove names and email addresses for many very important reasons.

 

Are the ads you respond to real?

The ads I respond to are 100% real.   I find them on Craigslist, in newspapers, on the street, in bars, etc.  And, from time to time, I will write someone because they gave me a business card.

 

How did you get so proficient with MS Paint?

It’s a gift.

 

I’m new to the site.  I’m not sure where to begin.

Just browse the Archives.

 

Do you have any pets?

Yes

 

Do you like spaghetti?

Yes.

 

I hate you. Can I send you an email telling you why I hate you?

Sure!

 

What’s your favorite book?

If You Give a Mouse a Cookie

 

Will you email someone for me?

Sure!