Randy Penny likes doodling with MS Paint, exotic animals, and sending emails to strangers.





Is Randy Penny an actual person?

I don’t understand the question.


Are these emails real?

These emails are 100% real.   Though, I often remove names and email addresses for many very important reasons.


Are the ads you respond to real?

The ads I respond to are 100% real.   I find them on Craigslist, in newspapers, on the street, in bars, etc.  And, from time to time, I will write someone because they gave me a business card.


How did you get so proficient with MS Paint?

It’s a gift.


I’m new to the site.  I’m not sure where to begin.

Just browse the Archives.


Do you have any pets?



Do you like spaghetti?



I hate you. Can I send you an email telling you why I hate you?



What’s your favorite book?

If You Give a Mouse a Cookie


Will you email someone for me?