Cow Poke

missing cow

missing black heifer she has no tail or ears if seen please contact missing about two weeks thanks

 

From: Randy Penny
Sent: Fri 7/2/10 8:25 AM
To: comm.———–@craigslist.org

Hello there,

I see that you have lost your cow.  There’s a good chance I may have found her.  Please write me back as soon as you can.

Thanks,
RP

 

From: ———–@yahoo.com
Sent: Fri 7/2/10 4:06 PM
To: Randy Penny

yes that sounds good here is my number  ———-

 

From: Randy Penny
Sent: Sat 7/3/10 2:58 PM
To: ——–@yahoo.com

Are you offering a reward?  I could really use the “moo”lah.

Thanks,
RP

 

From: ———@yahoo.com
Sent: Fri 7/2/10 4:41 PM
To: Randy Penny

 

the cow belongs to are neighbor who doesn’t have a computer trying to be a good neighbor and locate his cow for him here is is phone number ——-thanks

 

 

From: Randy Penny
Sent: Mon 7/5/10 5:06 PM
To: ———@yahoo.com

Hello,

Do you think it would be all right if I just kept the cow?  It seems to be very content.  I’m not sure the cow even belongs to your neighbor.  And, I get a lot of stray cows passing through. Should I send you a picture of it so you can verify its identity?

Thanks,
RP

 

From: ———@yahoo.com
Sent: Mon 7/5/10 8:45 PM
To: Randy Penny

call the owner or give me your number so he can call you ASAP

 

From: Randy Penny
Sent: Tue 7/6/10 2:48 PM
To: ———-@yahoo.com

Hello,

Please verify if the attached picture is of your neighbor’s cow.

Thanks,
RP

 

From: ———@yahoo.com
Sent: Sat 7/10/10 7:29 PM
To: Randy Penny

since you have not called the owner yet he is turn your email information over to the police

 

From: Randy Penny
Sent: Mon 7/12/10 11:33 AM
To: ———-@yahoo.com

 

Hi!

Unfortunately,  I don’t think I have your neighbor’s cow.   Subsequently, I have not contacted him.  Though, I suppose I could call him just to chat.  He seems like a nice guy!

Thanks,
RP

 

From: ——-@yahoo.com
Sent: Mon 7/12/10 6:27 PM
To: Randy Penny

how do you know its not his cow your the one that emailed me saying you may have found his cow there aren’t to many cows out there with there ears and tail frozen off and unless you let him see the cow how do you no its not his you thought it was his when you wanted a reward and  you wanted  to know if you could keep it know its not lets let the police short it unless you want to be honesty

 

From: Randy Penny
Sent: Mon 7/12/10 9:37 PM
To: ——-@yahoo.com

Greetings!  As it turns out,  what I thought might have been your neighbor’s cow is actually a large dog.   I named him Lenny.  I am truly sorry for the mix-up.   I hope we can “moo”ve on and be friends.

Thanks,
RP

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