26 May The Force is Strong
Anakin light saber – $75
I have 1 awesome light saber. This is the real deal not a TOY saber. Lights, Sounds, the whole package. PLEASE REMEMBER THESE ARE NOT TOYS Anakin light saber : $ $75 dollars BLUE light saber. Everything works!
From: Randy Penny
Sent: Mon 5/24/10 10:04 AM
To: sale——–@craigslist.org
Greetings!
WOW! I would love to get my hands on your light saber! Is it still available, or has someone else already proved worthy of becoming its owner?
Thanks,
RP
From: Joy
Sent: Mon 5/24/10 12:22 PM
To: Randy Penny
Yoda states that you are the only person worthly should you choose to provide the cash. Call me, Joy ———-
From: Randy Penny
Sent: Mon 5/24/10 1:46 PM
To: Joy
Joy, (A perfect name for you)
I don’t think you truly understand the potential significance of this transaction. Since early Spring, I have been on a faithful mission to Endor. And, I will not…I repeat….I will NOT surrender to the imperial storm troopers. I’ve fully completed my Jedi training, and though I am not yet a master, I have two apprentices under my tutelage. However, I have had to temporarily abort my mission, as my arsenal remains incomplete…….until now. It is you, Joy, who can help fulfill my destiny. Clearly, you are the chosen one, the only denizen that can bestow upon me the coveted, albeit deadly, blue blade light saber. As you said, this is not a toy. When might I come claim this extraordinary and sacred gift? A letter back from you will be greatly cherished.
Thanks,
RP
From: Joy
Sent: Mon 5/24/10 2:50 PM
To: Randy Penny
You have trained well and now is your time to fulfill that long and waited for destiny. Come tonight after 5 with cash to fulfill your quest as a Jedi. —————-may the force be with you!
From: Randy Penny
Sent: Mon 5/24/10 3:17PM
To: Joy
Joy,
It is vital that you leave the light saber in an accessible yet highly inconspicuous location. I’ll need to obtain the saber in the middle of night. And, I’ll need to do it stealthily to avoid being seen by enemy forces. In place of the light saber, I will leave your just reward. Also, Joy, please keep in mind that, in the morning, if the light saber remains where you left it, then I was spotted. In which case, I will return for it under circumstances more conducive to my mission. I am truly grateful for your support.
Thanks,
RP
From: Joy
Sent: Mon 5/24/10 5:21 PM
To: Randy Penny
hmm…i’m not sure what you mean..are you coming tonight because i have 2 other people wanting to come tonight as well
From: Randy Penny
Sent: Mon 5/24/10 8:04 PM
To: Joy
I can only come after nightfall, when the force is at its strongest. And, I’m certain that these “2 other people” are unworthy of your saber, and the power that it beholds.
Thanks,
RP
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