29 Mar Helmet Head

New helmet, never used. Dusty, not sweaty and crusty like other gross used helmets! Medium to average in size, not for a nugget or bucket head.

From: Randy Penny
Sent: Mon 3/29/10 10:01 AM
To: sale————@craigslist.org

Hello,

Are you still looking to sell your Motocross Helmet?  Believe it or not, I’m in desperate need of a helmet just like this one.  I’ve created my entire Motocross wardrobe, including: gloves, leather pants, and a leather jacket with an ominous-looking skull and crossbones on the back.  However, I have yet to find the perfect helmet.  I think yours will go quite nicely,  especially with the yellow accent color.  And, thank heavens it’s not crusty!  If I had a Penny for every time I tried on a crusty helmet!  Looking forward to hearing from you.

Thanks,
RP

From: Michael ———-
Sent: Mon 3/29/10 11:11AM
To: Randy Penny

Hey Randy,

Yes I still have it- give me a call after 6PM at——— if you’d like to check it out.

Thanks, Mike

From: Randy Penny
Sent: Mon 3/29/10 11:23AM
To: Michael ———-

Michael,

Is it okay if I wear the rest of my motocross outfit?  I want to make sure the helmet goes well with the jacket, pants, and gloves.  I don’t have a bike.  Right now, I’ve been wearing the outfit around the house and to parties.  Do you have a motorcycle?  If so, do you have another helmet?  I wouldn’t want to take the only helmet you have.  This could put you at serious risk for a potentially fatal head injury.

Thanks,
RP

From: Randy Penny
Sent: Mon 3/29/10 1:34 PM
To: Michael ———–

Michael,
One more thing.  What exactly is a nugget/buckethead?  I’ve never been told that I have a large head.  I’ve been able to fit it into several different types of buckets.  But, then again, how do you know if a bucket is large…for a bucket, that is?  Do you think I’ll be able to wear the helmet if my head is closer to the size of a honeydew melon, then say… a pumpkin?

Thanks,
RP

From: Michael ———-
Sent: Mon 3/29/10 6:06 PM
To: Randy Penny

Buckethead, unlike the kick ass guitarist, is someone like OJ Simpson with a giant melon- greater in diameter than 80% of the rest of humankind.
Nuggethead is like someone with a teeny tennis ball sized head.
Give me a call if you want to check it out- the size of the helmet is pretty average.
Later,

From: Randy Penny
Sent: Mon 4/5/10 12:43 PM
To: Michael ——–

Okay. Great!

P.S.  I’ve attached a caricature drawing of my head.

Thanks,
RP