29 Mar Helmet Head
New helmet, never used. Dusty, not sweaty and crusty like other gross used helmets! Medium to average in size, not for a nugget or bucket head.
From: Randy Penny
Sent: Mon 3/29/10 10:01 AM
To: sale————@craigslist.org
Hello,
Are you still looking to sell your Motocross Helmet? Believe it or not, I’m in desperate need of a helmet just like this one. I’ve created my entire Motocross wardrobe, including: gloves, leather pants, and a leather jacket with an ominous-looking skull and crossbones on the back. However, I have yet to find the perfect helmet. I think yours will go quite nicely, especially with the yellow accent color. And, thank heavens it’s not crusty! If I had a Penny for every time I tried on a crusty helmet! Looking forward to hearing from you.
Thanks,
RP
From: Michael ———-
Sent: Mon 3/29/10 11:11AM
To: Randy Penny
Hey Randy,
Yes I still have it- give me a call after 6PM at——— if you’d like to check it out.
Thanks, Mike
From: Randy Penny
Sent: Mon 3/29/10 11:23AM
To: Michael ———-
Michael,
Is it okay if I wear the rest of my motocross outfit? I want to make sure the helmet goes well with the jacket, pants, and gloves. I don’t have a bike. Right now, I’ve been wearing the outfit around the house and to parties. Do you have a motorcycle? If so, do you have another helmet? I wouldn’t want to take the only helmet you have. This could put you at serious risk for a potentially fatal head injury.
Thanks,
RP
From: Randy Penny
Sent: Mon 3/29/10 1:34 PM
To: Michael ———–
Michael,
One more thing. What exactly is a nugget/buckethead? I’ve never been told that I have a large head. I’ve been able to fit it into several different types of buckets. But, then again, how do you know if a bucket is large…for a bucket, that is? Do you think I’ll be able to wear the helmet if my head is closer to the size of a honeydew melon, then say… a pumpkin?
Thanks,
RP
From: Michael ———-
Sent: Mon 3/29/10 6:06 PM
To: Randy Penny
Buckethead, unlike the kick ass guitarist, is someone like OJ Simpson with a giant melon- greater in diameter than 80% of the rest of humankind.
Nuggethead is like someone with a teeny tennis ball sized head.
Give me a call if you want to check it out- the size of the helmet is pretty average.
Later,
From: Randy Penny
Sent: Mon 4/5/10 12:43 PM
To: Michael ——–
Okay. Great!
P.S. I’ve attached a caricature drawing of my head.
Thanks,
RP
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