27 Mar I LIKE VEGGIES!

Sexy Curvy Voluptuous BBW Woman

Hi, Im new to the area from California. I moved here about a week ago and Im looking for someone to show me more for the area. I love big and tall men or just tall. Im not looking for a one night stand but a friend and a lover if it comes to that.
Im 5′9″ and have more pics if you wish. Im more attracted to white men than any other, but Im open to all races if you will show me respect, and I will show you the shame! I AM NOT A BOT! So please dont ask. Send me a pic and lets start chatting. Im looking forward to seeing more of the area and if you love sushi and steak and veggies, we will get along just fine baby!

From: Randy Penny
Sent: Thu 3/25/10 11:57 AM
To: pers-m7dva–@craigslist.org

Well, hello there!

I really enjoyed your ad, and think that we’d be a tremendous fit.  What brings you to the Midwest from California?  I’ve only been to California once, on a family trip, when I was 12.  My parents rented a dark green mini-van, which they drove up and down the coastline while listening to a cassette tape of Neil Diamond’s “Hot August Night”.  Not my idea of a vacation.  Though, California is stunning.  Do you like Neil Diamond? I’ve developed a slight distaste for him.

I’d love to show you more for the area.  I’m not looking for a one night stand either,  and I perfectly fit all of your criteria.  I am definitely white (some might call me “pasty”).  I’m also a bit hefty, and very tall.  I played football in college, but gave it up to pursue Landscape Architecture.

I can’t wait for you to show me the shame.  Shame, Shame, Shame on me!

I absolutely love sushi, steak, AND veggies.  Though, not in that order.  I’d have to say steak first, then veggies, then sushi.  Mmmmmm.  We will definitely get along just fine.

I’ve attached two pictures.  One is of me when I was a baby.  And, the other is a caricature drawing I created on MS Paint.
Looking forward to hearing back from you.

P.S. What is a BOT?  Do you mean you’re not a Robot?

Thanks,
RP

From: Desiree
Sent: Sat 3/27/10 2:28 PM
To: Randy Penny

HEY! IM SOOO SORRY IT HAS TAKEN ME SO LONG TO WRITE TO YOU. I HAVE BEEN BUSY WITH WORK. IM A PERSONAL ASSISTANT FOR A JEWERLY COMPANY AND WE HAVE LOTS OF PHOTOSHOOTS COMING UP! SO ANYWAYS IM DESIREE AND THANK YOU FOR TAKING THE TIME TO WRITE TO ME I WOULD LOVE TO GET TO KNOW YOU SOME MORE WHEN YOU HAVE TIME! PLEASE TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOU….AND WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR OXOX

From: Randy Penny
Sent: Sat 3/27/10 6:34 PM
To: Desiree

Desiree,

I greatly appreciate you finally writing me back.  I’m not really interested.

Thanks,
RP

From: Desiree
Sent: Sat 3/27/10 7:12 PM
To: Randy Penny

so you wrote all this bullshit to me and now your not interested? what a dick!

From: Randy Penny
Sent: Sat 3/27/10 8:02 PM
To: Desiree

Desiree,

I can certainly understand your frustration.  I once had a very morbid experience with a personal assistant from a jewelry store.  As a result, I’ve come to believe that all jewelry store personal assistants are alike.  I hope that we can remain friends.

Thanks,
RP